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Ethan, My 5 Year-Old Son, Graduates with Honors, Cords, and Colors
This is truly, truly sad! All three people who read this blog probably assumed I meant that Ethan is a super-genius. If charming the ladies with his red hair and blue eyes counts towards MENSA status, he’d stand a chance, … Continue reading
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Tagged American flag, bob smiley, college, genius, graduation, high school, Inigo Montoya, master's, mensa, Milan, old ladies, Paris, preschool, puberty, the princess bride, toledo, twinkies, twinkle, youth pastor
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Can True Masculinity Be Found?
I typed “define: masculinity” into Google earlier today because I’m prepping a youth group lesson about what it is to be a man. The search engine came back with the vaguest of vague answers. It said, “the properties characteristic of … Continue reading
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Tagged beer, caveman, daddy, dinosaur, fatherhood, jeff foxworthy, metrosexual, ministry, mommy, nascar, neandrethal, parenthood, parenting, redneck, youth pastor
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An Untapped Source of Green Energy…
Kids are a marvel of the Lord’s engineering. They’re like little people. They have two legs, two arms, ten fingers and toes, and all the other appendages that their moms and dads do. So weird! The one thing that is … Continue reading
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Tagged artillery, daddy, green energy, greenergy, hipster, husband, hyundai, invention, Lord, mom, parenting, photosynthesis, playground, sorcery, youth pastor
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Granddad's Tool Box 